Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Top 10 Trolls in Internet History


 Before social networking sites and chat rooms came along, there were forums, message boards and mailing lists on the internet, which allowed people to interact with each other in relative anonymity. At that time, text strings were about the only thing that really went around, because even images had to be downloaded before they could be viewed. Some people discovered that it is possible to string sentences together that outrages, frustrates or angers completely unknown people on the web. This was a source of amusement, but it soon became more than that. The activity was known as trolling, but getting the right reactions from people, and at the right time, required considerable psychological insight. Some trolls would simply start a Star Wars Vs Star Trek thread; sit back, as furious fights broke out between respectable forum members as they strove to prove their side the stronger. Five words and every single self-respecting geek on the forum would fight it out till their keyboards broke. Trolling became an art form, and at the turn of the century, became a lost art form. This was not before a handful of trolls left their indelible mark on the online community, and the world at large. Here is a listing of the ten most infamous trolls to be every let loose on the internet.


10: Willy on Wheels


Willy on Wheels is probably the most famous "editors" of Wikipedia after Jimbo Wales himself. Willy on Wheels was hanging out in one of his favorite script kiddies/troll hangouts on an IRC channel. Now someone on that IRC channel just picked up a bunch of pages from Wikipedia - the English language encyclopedia that ANYONE can edit - and mass moved it. This gave Willy on Wheels and his buddies an idea, and they mass moved pages on Wikipedia, putting strange re-directs, and cross-linking to irrelevant pages. They also began adding "on Wheels" as a mainstay to every article they came across. So entries on Wikipedia read like "Braille Music on Wheels", "Paul Robert Bing on Wheels" and so on. As the moving and redirects were visible only to SysOps on Wikipedia, the "on Wheels" bit was something that everyone could see. Willy on Wheels and his friends wrote a script in PERL, the same language used by the mediawiki engine, to mass move and rename many pages at once, as well as add the "on Wheels" tag. Sorting through the mess took a long time. Unfortunately by then, hoards of impersonators had jumped in, and had started to vandalize Wikipedia along the same lines.

One fine day, readers who logged on to Wikipedia saw the logo replaced by this:
 

The entire enterprise was put on wheels! IP ranges were banned, but Willy and his wily friends kept using proxies, and continued at their work, defacing the front page many times. On April 1 2005, Wikipedia users nominated Willy on Wheels for adminship. However, soon after that, the Troll developed a conscience, and regretted what he had done. In a heartfelt letter, he explained his actions, and apologized for all the trouble he had caused. Willy on Wheels is a legitimate contributor to Uncyclopedia.


9. Jai Maharaj


Jai Maharaj is one of those people who go around Internet groups imparting knowledge and wisdom. Jai Maharaj is someone who has taken his own interpretation of Hinduism to heart, and intent on propagating the tenets to everyone on the internet. Every Usenet group that ever existed has witnessed some sort of Jai Maharaj-related activity, but he haunted the groups relating to culture, astrology and vegetarianism the most. Jai Maharaj had a large repository of vegetarianism, the Hindu caste system, and astrology related articles, and copy pasted sections of them repeatedly, contriving them to fit any discussion that was going on. All the effort was mostly an early variant of spamming, to advertise for an online astrology related store by the name of mantra.com. Jai Maharaj is often cited as the number 1 reason why people stopped using the discussion boards on Usenet.


8. RBX
 

A lot of confused people with emotions already close to the surface open up on Yahoo! answers hoping that some kind hearted internet surfer will give them the answers to life's questions. In other words, perfect troll fodder asking for it. Naturally, what happens is, they bump into RBX, who gives them a politically incorrect, rude answer, which may actually work. Here is an example:
 

 


7. The Team Roomba Griefers


Trolls on online multiplayer games are called "griefers". Team Roomba is the most notorious clan when it comes to griefing. These are not the kind of griefers that have fun just causing meaningless trouble, or doing things against a strategy. Instead, they set up a room in a game in a certain way, and then turn it into something entirely different. For example, in this video (not safe for work, has loads of curses), the Team Roomba Griefers have set up a Team Fortress 2 room in such a way, that as soon as you enter, you have to answer a trivia question, and if you answer wrong, you are killed right away. They effectively transformed a massive online multiplayer first person shooter into a massive online multiplayer first person trivia quiz shooter, and the best thing was that players actually enjoyed it and were spawning into the room to be griefed!


6. Jason Fortuny


The personal section of Craiglist is a favorite hangout for those with voyeuristic tendencies. It is also a great place for a troll to work. However, Jason Fortuny was the one who amped up the game. He pretended to be a "submissive" woman wanting some "rough" attention from other men. His ad got responses, and how. Men sent over photos, some of which were graphic in nature. Jason Fortuny could have laughed in his evil little head and done nothing more, but he chose to upload all the responses on the wiki HQ of trolling, Encyclopedia Dramatica. This put the married lives and the jobs of some of the respondents in danger, and he was sued as none of the respondents had actually done anything illegal.

This was a dirty trick to pull, and Jason Fortuny got trolled himself. Details of his personal life were exposed and laughed about, and posts from his personal LiveJournal blog were quoted often, and out of context. This was a classic case of self-pwnage, but taught the law enforcers and internet users a lot about trolling and internet privacy.


5. David Thorne


David Thorne drew more cash than he had from his bank account. $233.95 worth of cash more, if you want the details. A representative of the bank wrote to him, asking him to make the payment as soon as possible. David Thorne replied that he did not have the cash. He did, however, have a drawing of a spider that was worth $233.95 and he e-mailed the drawing to them hoping to settle the matter. This was the drawing, if you want the details.
Now the representative wrote back, informing Thorne very politely that the bank does not accept drawings as payment. A few mails went back and forth, and then Thorne gave it another go, sending over this drawing:
If you have an eye for details, you would have noticed the extra leg. A few typos in the reply were the only deviation that betrayed the true emotions of the ever so polite bank representative. Eventually, Thorne relented, and agreed to make the payment. The e-mails can be found at http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html.


4. Something Aweful and Adam Goldstein


This one is pretty recent, and the whole incident happened as an elaborate internet drama. We imagine situations and incidents like this one coming to a television screen in the near future. Adam Goldstein had an online store, which sold computer parts. Now a certain customer known on the internet as decaf.tihs was dissatisfied with the service, as Adam Goldstein went on vacation after an order had been placed. After trying to call and mail Goldstein about his service, he got irritated, and asked for his money back. He sent a stinker off to Goldstein, and Goldstein replied that he would not return the money unless decaf.tihs apologized to him. Now decaf.tihs wanted his money back so he apologized, and his money was returned.

The matter could have ended there, but decaf.tihs went on to somethingaweful.com and began posted a thread on Goldstein and his unfair practices. The forum went a little crazy, and decided something had to be done. They called up Goldstein with death threats, taunts and insults. They got into his personal accounts on social networking sites, and insulted him there as well. Goldstein paid up for a Something Aweful membership, and joined in the discussion. Amazingly enough, Goldstein was called a troll, and no one really took him seriously. He defended himself and voiced his outrage, which just made everyone’s day on somethingaweful.com.

Someone from Something Aweful called up Goldstein at this point, and told him to calm down and not post on the internet, as he was over reacting to Trolls. Basically, the caller was trying to help him, and tell him not to feed the trolls. But Goldstein would not listen. The soundclip is here (some explicit content):
  
Then Goldstein threatened to sue somethingaweful.com, and boasted about the large number of lawyers in his family, and the large number of guns in his house (more than what the local police department had). Something Aweful moderators thought things had gone too far, banned a few people on the forums, and closed a few threads.

The matter could have ended there, but some people from somethingaweful.com ran over to big brother /b/ on 4chan (more on that later), with an appeal for help. Someone discovered that Goldstein charged $199 to rid a computer of all viruses, and deemed it too costly. Then all hell broke loose. Someone poked around, got his hacker tools together, and focused on Goldstein. Goldstein’s website was taken down, and the website of his service provider was also taken down. His MySpace account was broken into, personal information stolen, and defaced.

Then things broke out into the real world. Sex workers of various genders were called to Goldstein’s house. Free magazine subscriptions were delivered. Boxes and packages of every kind of free sample was sent by the kinder people. Posters warning of Swine Flu and AIDS were pasted around his home and workplace. Pizza joints around his house were ordered to send boxes of pizzas over. Various kinds of religious literature were also sent over. Sex toys, condoms and tubes of lubrication were shipped over at no cost.

Goldstein didn’t know whom to sue, or whom to fire at. He just learnt not to cross the wrong side of the internet the hard way.


3. Goatse/ hello.jpg


Goatse is one of the most famous shock images to circulate the internet. Goatse was the original Rickroll, a shocking image that sprang up on unsuspecting surfers. There seem to be "waves" of Goatse activity, as every new generation of internet junkies are introduced to the image. First posted on message boards, the image became well known somewhere around the turn of the century. The image was named hello.jpg, on Goatse.cx, a shock website. There have been many spoofs going around, including this famous picture, called "God's hands".
 
 


2. Bloodninja


Bloodninja trolled individuals, on IM and on private chats in IRC channels. The approach was this: entice people into cybersex, and then chat something so ludicrous that they just turn tail and log off. Sometimes, they would play along for some time, imagining that things would get better. The results were posted on forums, and screen captures were circulated as forwards. Other people started using the same handle, and some indulged in the same activity using different names. Bloodninja has faded away, despite the large number of impersonators, the genius of the original cybersex trolling stands out by a mile. This troll is immortalized in songs and t-shirts with his quotes are sold online, his most famous line is "I put on my robe and wizard hat". This one is one of our favorites:

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your a**.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your a**.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

If you like it, head out to http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html for more.


1. Anonymous


Anonymous is a bunch of random people on the web working together, with a whole bunch of extremely successful attacks that they can claim credit for. Thousands of users gather together under the banner, and they have a code, one of the central tenets of which is "Anon is Legion." Anonymous is the most active trolling community there is. There are a few Anonymous who make the tools, plan out the raids, and lay down the procedure. Everyone else simply follows them, and Anon's strength is in the numbers. The trolls gather together in a handful of online forums and image boards. These are ebaumsworld, something awful, and the chans (4chan, 7chan, 888chan among others). The tools are hosted at websites such as insurgen.cc, where raids are mentioned along with the tools. What have these people done? They fixed the TIME magazine poll, for the personality of the year. Not only did they fix who won, but they also fixed the first 10 winners, spelling out the words MARBLECAKE, ALSO THE GAME. The list is official, for everyone to see, and TIME could not do anything about it.
 
 
 
At first, Anonymous just wanted to put moot (the owner of 4chan) at the top of the list. This was easily achieved, without even scripts or any kind of coding involved. This was achieved by giving Moot high ratings, while rating everyone else as low as possible. TIME caught up, and shaved off the top 5% and bottom 5% of the votes from their counting system. This was a small challenge to the might of Anon, and they responded. Scripts were written that gave random values to everyone on the list, but with a certain target window in mind. Each person on the list was given a particular position on the list. Deployed from different IP addresses from around the world, there was nothing that TIME could do, but publish their obviously fixed poll.

Recently, Anonymous made #gorillapenis a trending topic on twitter in a span of a few hours. It started off as an idea; the whole operation was blamed on ebaumsworld, when it was actually 4chan that came up with the gameplan. While a bunch of people used #gorillapenis from their own twitter accounts, insurgen.cc hosted scripts that allowed people to quickly create multiple twitter accounts, then spam with random text including the word "#gorillapenis". Twitter was (relatively) fast to act, and the trending topic was removed.

Another famous raid was a whole bunch of Anons posting porn clips on YouTube. Anon focused on spamming YouTube with a large quantity of small clips. As YouTube users began flagging offending clips, Anon started flagging perfectly normal clips as porn, which confused those managing YouTube even further. Then Anon pulled tricks like having a regular video play for the first few seconds before porn suddenly showed up.

These are however, just a few of the more recent trolling activity by anonymous. Rest assured that there is much more to come from at least this group.

101 Biggest Stories in Search 2006


The Year in Search 2006
The first thing that you will do when you read this list is say “This list isn’t just about search!” And you will be right. 2006 was a year that saw the definition of search expand. Search to me has become an all-encompassing word. Search is information. Search is media. Search is social interaction. Search is life.
MySpace, YouTube and Wikipedia made their way into the conversations of housewives in Indiana and CEOs on Wall Street. Google’s mantra of “Do No Evil” was questioned over and over. Microsoft and Ask begged to be noticed. Yahoo! just begged for the year to end and 2007 to arrive.
Successful marketers adapted to the ever-changing landscape and saw search as more than algorithms. They embraced social networks and looked to capitalize on their surging popularity. SEO’s cousin SMO was born.
2006 was an event-filled year to say the least..
100. Ms. Dewey puts the sexy back in search

99.
 A proliferation of new, free tools led by SEO for FirefoxSEOmoz’s Page Strength Tool andPerformancing for Bloggers

98.
 Google opens larger New York City office (10/3)Stephen Colbert vs. Wikipedia

97.
 Stephen Colbert vs. Wikipedia (8/2)
92. Google Reader users can share their feeds (3/24)

91.
 Google Base Accepts Payments (2/27), and eBay Express follows

90.
 Google shows off new toys: Google Page Creator and Google Notebook
Dell Google Homepage
89. CarPhone Warehouse purchases AOL UK (10/11)

88.
 Google and Dell create personalized homepage (1/7)

87.
 Amazon launches their own CPC program ClickRiver Ads (11/5)

86.
 Yahoo & IBM team up on corporate search (12/13)

85.
 Adam Lasnik is hired by Google as Search Evangelist (5/12) which was predicted over a year ago

84.
 Yahoo! and Ask embark on huge traditional ad campaigns but still remain at 2 & 4 respectively in searchers

83.
 RH Donnelley buys Local Launch (9/7), MediaWhiz acquires Text Link Ads (11/7)

82.
 Lycos Teams with Ask for Ads (11/1)

81.
 DMOZ editor corruption exposed (publicly) (8/18)

80.
 Google Buys dMarc Radio Advertising (1/17), then launches Partnership Initiative with Newspapers (11/6) and Radio (11/7)

79.
 Yahoo partners with newspapers to offer job marketing content (11/20)

78.
 UTube sues YouTube (11/1) and then begins selling ringtone, poker and sex ads (12/13)

77.
 SEO is put down by Jason CalacanisTed Leonsis and Bill Pasternak/Kevin Lee – leading to some interesting contests and fact-based retorts about the Half-Truths of Talking Frogs

76.
 Web reaches 100,000,000 site milestone (11/1)

75.
 Start-ups score big names: Robert Scoble Leaves Microsoft for PodTech (6/10) and Tim Converse leaves Yahoo for Powerset (12/18)

74.
 Orkut’s Brazilian Popularity Soars (4/10)

Udi Manber73.
 The revolving door at SearchEngineWatch – Gary Price leaves SearchEngineWatch for Ask (2/9) and Barry Schwartz takes his place (2/9) but then leaves with Danny to Search Engine Land (11/20)

72.
 Corporate search engine personnel moves – Steve Berkowitz leaves Ask for MSN (4/22), Udi Manber Leaves Amazon for Google (2/8) and theMicrosoft “Brain Drain” has Managers Leaving to Google (7/1)

71.
 Corporate moves in the SEO world – Todd Malicoat leaves WeBuildPages (3/30), Andy Beal leaves Fortune Interactive (8/4), Mike Grehan leaves MarketSmart (8/3) followed by Garrett French(10/30) and Jake Baillie Leaves TrueLocal (12/22)

70.
 Florida spammer is fined $11 billion dollars

69.
 Google launches Book Search (8/30)

68.
 Google acquires Writely (3/6) and then JotSpot (10/31)

67.
 Microsoft launches Live Spaces social network (8/3)

66.
 Yahoo! launches new Video site (5/31)

65.
 Microsoft announces plans for July 2008 transitioning out of Bill Gates (6/15)

64.
 Google Sitemaps becomes Webmaster Central (8/8)

63.
 Conde Nast acquires Reddit

62.
 Wal-Mart (10/9) and Sony (12/12) learn that the blogosphere is very transparent

61.
 Google acquires Measure Map blog analytics software (2/15)
techmeme
60. Microsoft acquires web analytics firm DeepMetrix (5/3)

59.
 Google opens Online Video Store (1/7)

58.
 Tracking Memes – led by TechmemeTailrank & Megite

57.
 Though Shall Not Google – Google is declared a verb (7/6) but Google doesn’t like it (12/26)

56.
 Yahoo acquires Bix.com (11/16)

55.
 Google announces Google Checkout (6/29), competes with eBay-owned Paypal (7/6)

54.
 Yahoo settles click fraud suit (6/28)

53.
 Google launches Docs & Spreadsheets (10/10)

52.
 Sponsored blog posting services ReviewMePayPerPost & Blogvertise make a splash and lead to the FTC ‘encouraging’ disclosures from bloggers (12/20)

51.
 Google agrees to censor results in China (1/24)

50.
 Microsoft Small Business Directory stops accepting new submissions (11/15)

49.
 Australia suggests that permission be granted to index web pages (11/2)

48.
 Google Bombing as a political tactic (7/19)

47.
 Foreign search engines threaten Google’s international presence: Baidu in China and Japan(12/4), Quaero in France and Theseus in Germany (12/21)

Google Trends46.
 Wikipedia founder announces plans to launch search engine (12/23)

45.
 Google launches Google Trends (5/10)

44.
 Google News Comes out of Beta (1/23)

43.
 Netscape launches Digg-like site (6/14), Jason Calacanis lures users with money (7/18) butleaves Netscape shortly thereafter (11/17) for a position at Sequoia Capital (12/5)

42.
 Yahoo and eBay join to fight the Google and Microsoft giants (5/26)

41.
 Yahoo launches Search Builder (8/7)

40.
 Google CSE (Custom Search Engine) announced (10/23)

39.
 Google begins notifying webmasters of penalties (4/26)

38.
 Socially-governed video search sites launched: StumbleVideo (12/13), Digg (12/18), Megite(12/26), and Tailrank (12/26)

37. 
Microsoft launches Internet Explorer 7 (10/18) and Mozilla launches Firefox 2 (10/24)

36.
 Yahoo focuses on integrating social components in brand websites (12/1)

35.
 Time Magazine names YOU ‘Person of the Year

Christine Dolce34.
 AskCity Launches (12/4)

33.
 The rise of Internet Celebrities: LonelyGirl15Christine Dolce, and Ze Frank proving that sometimes you don’t have to even be real to be famous online

32.
 Microsoft signs ad deal with Facebook (8/23) but perhaps the bigger story is the non-acquisitionof Facebook by Yahoo! (9/21)

31.
 The Arbitrage Debate Rages

30.
 KinderStart sues Google over PageRank and traffic (3/18) but the lawsuit is dismissed (7/13)

29.
 Google will not give in to the DOJ’s search request out of privacy concerns (2/18) but the DOJ says it is not a privacy issue (2/27). Google is forced to give up data (3/14), but not all of it (3/17)AOL Searcher

28.
 AOL leaks user search data (8/7) leading us to AOL Searcher No. 4417749 (8/9)

27.
 90% of all email now spam

26.
 Microsoft launches adCenter and drops Yahoo! Search Marketing ads (5/4)

25.
 Social networks are the most searched for terms of the year on Google, followed by wikis and video, together totaling 60% of the Top 10 (12/18)

24.
 MySpace auctions off search business (6/14) and Google wins the auction – resulting in a 3-year $1-billion dollar deal (8/7)

23.
 Widgets take off – led by YouTube and MyBlogLog

22.
 AOL goes free (8/2) and begins to focus on SEO (11/3)

21.
 Google shuts down Answers (11/28) while Yahoo! integrates their own Answers into the SERPs (a rare up moment in Yahoo’s year)

20.
 Yahoo announces Panama Search Advertising System (4/6), which is delayed and results inprofit dips for Yahoo but it then launches in October (10/19)

19.
 Google tops $500 a share (11/21)

18.
 Local search continues to gain momentum (9/28)

17.
 Click fraud findings are addressed (7/21) and online giants join the fight (8/4) but does click fraud threaten the foundation of online ads? (10/21)

16.
 Google says click fraud worries are overblown (8/9) despite the $90 million click fraud settlement (7/28) and Google’s claim that their click fraud rate is less than 2% (12/11)

15.
 Microsoft introduces new search engine (3/8) and then redirects search.msn.com to Live.com(9/14)

14.
 MySpace traffic tops Yahoo’s in November (12/19)

13.
 The Butler is Dead – AskJeeves rebrands itself to Ask.com (2/20)

12.
 Link Baiting and what Paris Hilton can teach us

11.
 Two Words – Quality Score

10.
 nofollow concerns (7/7) leads to some high profile sites changing their no-follow policiesThe Peanut Butter Manifesto

9.
 Digg updates their algorithm (9/8), changes their look (12/18) and bans lots of legit sites in the process (12/21)

8.
 Google’s ‘minus thirty’ penalty

7.
 Congress bans Internet gambling (10/2)

6.
 The Peanut Butter Manifesto (11/18) and Yahoo reorganizing its operations (12/5)

5.
 Google, Yahoo and Microsoft support Universal Sitemaps Standard (11/16)

4.
 Google rolls out BigDaddy (1/4)

Danny Sullivan3.
 Social Media Optimization and its dark side

2.
 Danny Sullivan leaves Search Engine Watch (8/29) launches Search Engine Land (12/11) and the Search Marketing Expo conference and Search Marketing Now webcasts (12/5)
And the biggest story of the year? Well I was going to pull a Time Magazine and say that you were the biggest story of the year but I changed my mind in about two seconds flat on that. So unless you are Chad Hurley or Steve Chen – you’ll have to wait until 2007…
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50 Most Popular Women on the Web, Per Google Search Results


Here are the top 10:
1. Lady Gaga
2. Kesha
3. Madonna
4. Beyonce
5. Rihanna
6. Britney Spears
7. Justin Bieber
8. Miley Cyrus
9. Paris Hilton
10. Avril Lavigne
Washington's famous women made a showing as well: former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is No. 18, first lady Michelle Obama No. 21 and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton No. 32.
Poor Justin Bieber. This is the second time in a week that the teen heartthrob and perpetual trending topic on Twitter has sent the Internet into a tizzy. He has also been accused of not knowing the meaning of the word "German."
An interview on a New Zealand TV show has been making the rounds on the web, showing Bieber floundering when the host asked him if "Bieber" means "basketball" in German. He at first acted perplexed and finally said, "We don't use that word in America."
It seems likely that the host's thick Kiwi accent was the culprit here, because Bieber does appear to be familiar with German in this Bravo interview.
Back to the web's favorite women. Who was left off that you think should have made it? Who were the biggest surprises? Here is the full list:
50. Eva Longoria
49. Scarlett Johansson
48. Carmen Electra
47. Tina Fey
46. Adriana Lima
45. Lily Allen
44. Sarah Jessica Parker
43. Kelly Clarkson
42. Carrie Underwood
41. Amy Winehouse
40. Vanessa Hudgens
39. Katie Price
38. Ashley Tisdale
37. Hilary Duff
36. Marilyn Monroe
35. Heidi Montag
34. Demi Moore
33. Jennifer Aniston
32. Hillary Clinton
31. Ciara
30. Kristen Stewart
29. Betty White
28. Pamela Anderson
27. Fergie
26. Jessica Alba
25. Christina Aguilera
24. Sandra Bullock
23. Kim Kardashian
22. Katy Perry
21. Michelle Obama
20. Lindsay Lohan
19. Jessica Simpson
18. Sarah Palin
17. Mariah Carey
16. Jennifer Lopez
15. Megan Fox
14. Oprah
13. Angelina Jolie
12. Taylor Swift
11. Shakira
10. Avril Lavigne
9. Paris Hilton
8. Miley Cyrus
7. Justin Bieber
6. Britney Spears
5. Rihanna
4. Beyonce
3. Madonna
2. Kesha
1. Lady GaGa

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